








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Wingman | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4752 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4016 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3999 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2120 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,606,332 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sp1cker | 63% | 52 |
| #2 | Schwifty | 59% | 195 |
| #3 | Dagobert_Donnerschlag | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | mercy51 ƪ(ړײ)ƪ | 54% | 52 |
| #5 | DerBro | 53% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sp1cker | +4.11 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | Carry Potter | +2.90 | 63 | 56 |
| #3 | Sanji | +1.39 | 50 | 66 |
| #4 | Dagobert_Donnerschlag | +0.48 | 45 | 51 |
| #5 | mercy51 ƪ(ړײ)ƪ | -0.04 | 37 | 71 |





