








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 667 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1182 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 4299 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 5867 | 49% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,960,620 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sp1cker | 54% | 214 |
| #2 | kurt | 53% | 55 |
| #3 | Kuwai | 53% | 112 |
| #4 | Grouchy Smurf | 52% | 58 |
| #5 | Carry Potter | 51% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carry Potter | 16 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | sp1cker | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | n9ne | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Yong Cockus | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Kuwai | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sp1cker | +4.24 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | Kuwai | +3.36 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | Grouchy Smurf | +3.22 | 76 | 57 |
| #4 | n9ne | +2.57 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | kurt | +2.09 | 73 | 58 |





