








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,155 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 74 | 6% |
| Smokes | 427 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 451 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 203 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $427,168 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neffie | 45% | 64 |
| #2 | Moon | 43% | 60 |
| #3 | you did good $lick... | 32% | 37 |
| #4 | eiffeN | 29% | 82 |
| #5 | money_1_man | 26% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | money_1_man | 163 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Neffie | 140 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | eiffeN | 104 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Moon | 103 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bguuuy | 75 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neffie | +5.47 | 91 | 66 |
| #2 | Moon | +4.53 | 79 | 73 |
| #3 | Coldblood | +2.12 | 78 | 45 |
| #4 | money_1_man | -1.01 | 49 | 45 |
| #5 | you did good $lick... | -1.58 | 64 | 40 |





