








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4679 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3888 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3969 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3657 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2180 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $948,883 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon | 59% | 323 |
| #2 | Avaar ♡ | 58% | 295 |
| #3 | you did good $lick... | 53% | 260 |
| #4 | drab | 52% | 85 |
| #5 | eiffeN | 51% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | eiffeN | 51% | 122 |
| #6 | Bguuuy | 46% | 92 |
| #7 | ThiccTurtle | 45% | 64 |
| #8 | money_1_man | 44% | 52 |
| #9 | Frederik | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Frederik | 8 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | money_1_man | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | drab | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ThiccTurtle | 5 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avaar ♡ | 833 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #2 | Moon | 665 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | drab | 440 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #4 | you did good $lick... | 327 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | eiffeN | 179 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon | +2.75 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | Neffie | +2.52 | 88 | 67 |
| #3 | Avaar ♡ | +1.20 | 81 | 72 |
| #4 | drab | +0.90 | 72 | 72 |
| #5 | Frederik | -0.45 | 79 | 57 |





