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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1892 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 272 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 133 matches | ||
| Wingman | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10907 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14818 | 36% |
| Smokes | 7522 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 10686 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8304 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,593,685 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Duck | 52% | 207 |
| #2 | Reta | 48% | 316 |
| #3 | SW!NK | 46% | 328 |
| #4 | Phlogiston | 44% | 106 |
| #5 | koysi^ | 44% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Phlogiston | 44% | 106 |
| #5 | koysi^ | 44% | 119 |
| #6 | Aciri | 44% | 78 |
| #7 | yungpxl | 43% | 341 |
| #8 | Game Honey | 41% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reta | 21 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Duck | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | SW!NK | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | koysi^ | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Phlogiston | 7 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reta | 1089 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #2 | SW!NK | 717 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | yungpxl | 456 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | Duck | 386 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #5 | Game Honey | 305 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reta | +3.72 | 66 | 63 |
| #2 | Aciri | +2.09 | 82 | 43 |
| #3 | zyn | +0.85 | 58 | 55 |
| #4 | Duck | +0.12 | 58 | 53 |
| #5 | SW!NK | -0.61 | 64 | 50 |





