








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 801 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 225 matches | ||
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




170 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7888 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4160 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 5488 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6482 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,936,340 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GroBoulard | 64% | 74 |
| #2 | N0kizzz | 59% | 64 |
| #3 | xKara_Mel | 59% | 118 |
| #4 | ★TaPz | 55% | 191 |
| #5 | Vitality Diamsmen | 42% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | xKara_Mel | 59% | 118 |
| #4 | ★TaPz | 55% | 191 |
| #5 | Vitality Diamsmen | 42% | 96 |
| #6 | SaPanique | 38% | 139 |
| #7 | DwayneCalzon | 37% | 449 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DwayneCalzon | 70 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | SaPanique | 32 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | N0kizzz | 22 | 0.0169 |
| #4 | ★TaPz | 20 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | GroBoulard | 11 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DwayneCalzon | 660 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #2 | SaPanique | 447 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | GroBoulard | 267 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | N0kizzz | 179 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | ★TaPz | 157 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N0kizzz | +10.41 | 95 | 49 |
| #2 | GroBoulard | +6.56 | 91 | 58 |
| #3 | ★TaPz | +5.82 | 91 | 38 |
| #4 | SaPanique | +4.00 | 73 | 62 |
| #5 | Vitality Diamsmen | -0.31 | 52 | 19 |





