








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1717 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5920 | 46% |
| Smokes | 2120 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2711 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2159 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,176,438 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | SaPanique | 59% | 41 |
| #5 | [tGm]Sosoko | 57% | 129 |
| #6 | xKara_Mel | 55% | 367 |
| #7 | ★TaPz | 55% | 383 |
| #8 | DwayneCalzon | 48% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★TaPz | 37 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | xKara_Mel | 21 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | [tGm]Sosoko | 21 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Kuruko_bdn | 13 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | SaPanique | 11 | 0.0142 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★TaPz | 327 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #2 | xKara_Mel | 239 | 0.03 | 7 min |
| #3 | Kuruko_bdn | 205 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | DwayneCalzon | 185 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | SaPanique | 134 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N0kizzz | +6.49 | 94 | 51 |
| #2 | GroBoulard | +3.86 | 92 | 63 |
| #3 | ★TaPz | +2.74 | 88 | 37 |
| #4 | [tGm]Sosoko | +0.50 | 74 | 32 |
| #5 | SaPanique | -0.55 | 65 | 63 |





