








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 989 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 405 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 293 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




119 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6491 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5780 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5304 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 12927 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 9651 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,698,712 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Vitality Diamsmen | 38% | 237 |
| #9 | Kuruko_bdn | 37% | 449 |
| #10 | xKara_Mel | 37% | 142 |
| #11 | Toyz | 32% | 73 |
| #12 | ✪Thanus | 31% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaPanique | 107 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Kuruko_bdn | 83 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | N0kizzz | 38 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | ★TaPz | 27 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Vitality Diamsmen | 20 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaPanique | 1417 | 0.16 | 30 min |
| #2 | Kuruko_bdn | 1045 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #3 | N0kizzz | 409 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | GroBoulard | 338 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #5 | Txyrny | 334 | 0.21 | 8 min |





