








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 816 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1590 | 9% |
| Smokes | 6657 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3600 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6824 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,949,151 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★TaPz | 62 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | [tGm]Sosoko | 37 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | GroBoulard | 32 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Kuruko_bdn | 12 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | N0kizzz | 12 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GroBoulard | 1308 | 0.18 | 40 min |
| #2 | ★TaPz | 557 | 0.03 | 16 min |
| #3 | Kuruko_bdn | 281 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | DwayneCalzon | 197 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | N0kizzz | 157 | 0.10 | 4 min |





