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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 385 | 57% |
| Smokes | 69 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 160 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 67 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $135,614 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | superchur | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | toaster | 39% | 38 |
| #3 | Tent-Sandles | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Sabrina Carpenter | 33% | 18 |
| #5 | ItsDaMurphy | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Tent-Sandles | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Sabrina Carpenter | 33% | 18 |
| #5 | ItsDaMurphy | 26% | 19 |
| #6 | PrinceOK10 | 26% | 27 |
| #7 | Lindsay Muddle | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrinceOK10 | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Sabrina Carpenter | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | toaster | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toaster | 99 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | ItsDaMurphy | 59 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sabrina Carpenter | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | PrinceOK10 | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Lindsay Muddle | 8 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tent-Sandles | +2.03 | 22 | 51 |
| #2 | ItsDaMurphy | +0.79 | 50 | 47 |
| #3 | toaster | +0.42 | 30 | 48 |
| #4 | PrinceOK10 | -0.21 | 46 | 29 |
| #5 | superchur | -0.68 | 43 | 10 |





