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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 899 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1002 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 406 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 708 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $612,724 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 337 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tent-Sandles | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Sabrina Carpenter | 45% | 76 |
| #3 | ItsDaMurphy | 39% | 38 |
| #4 | Riley Mackay | 39% | 38 |
| #5 | PrinceOK10 | 39% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Sabrina Carpenter | 45% | 76 |
| #3 | ItsDaMurphy | 39% | 38 |
| #4 | Riley Mackay | 39% | 38 |
| #5 | PrinceOK10 | 39% | 96 |
| #6 | Lindsay Muddle | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sabrina Carpenter | 9 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | PrinceOK10 | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Lindsay Muddle | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Riley Mackay | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ItsDaMurphy | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sabrina Carpenter | 131 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Riley Mackay | 89 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | ItsDaMurphy | 89 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | PrinceOK10 | 39 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lindsay Muddle | 25 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItsDaMurphy | +1.99 | 43 | 46 |
| #2 | Tent-Sandles | +1.51 | 40 | 54 |
| #3 | toaster | +0.32 | 28 | 41 |
| #4 | PrinceOK10 | -0.42 | 56 | 29 |
| #5 | Lindsay Muddle | -0.61 | 48 | 17 |





