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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
398 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 158 | 72% |
| Smokes | 21 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 7 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 32 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $99,241 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrinceOK10 | 42% | 26 |
| #2 | toaster | 37% | 27 |
| #3 | ItsDaMurphy | 29% | 14 |
| #4 | Sabrina Carpenter | 24% | 17 |
| #5 | Riley Mackay | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrinceOK10 | 42% | 26 |
| #2 | toaster | 37% | 27 |
| #3 | ItsDaMurphy | 29% | 14 |
| #4 | Sabrina Carpenter | 24% | 17 |
| #5 | Riley Mackay | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toaster | 5 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Sabrina Carpenter | 4 | 0.0135 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toaster | 70 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | ItsDaMurphy | 43 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #3 | Sabrina Carpenter | 33 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Riley Mackay | 27 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #5 | PrinceOK10 | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItsDaMurphy | +1.49 | 55 | 32 |
| #2 | toaster | +0.57 | 35 | 41 |
| #3 | Lindsay Muddle | -0.43 | 50 | 22 |
| #4 | PrinceOK10 | -0.67 | 54 | 41 |
| #5 | Riley Mackay | -2.49 | 36 | 47 |





