








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 147 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,710 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 438 | 26% |
| Smokes | 532 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 193 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 547 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $289,150 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bzezouz69 | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | chpeederman | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Eggsy | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | MOCRO MAFIA SPAAW | 4 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Nicelec | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eggsy | 365 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | chpeederman | 139 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Nicelec | 84 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | 2017 | 53 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | bzezouz69 | 52 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2017 | +5.89 | 68 | 69 |
| #2 | Eggsy | +4.64 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | NiamoR | +3.81 | 76 | 53 |
| #4 | Nicelec | +1.56 | 75 | 39 |
| #5 | chpeederman | -0.13 | 31 | 52 |





