








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 209 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 118 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8420 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7326 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7065 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6560 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,145,530 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1045 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chpeederman | 46 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | bzezouz69 | 45 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | →Supo™ | 19 | 0.0189 |
| #4 | c'est folichou <3 | 16 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | 2017 | 15 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chpeederman | 679 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #2 | c'est folichou <3 | 328 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | bzezouz69 | 327 | 0.03 | 9 min |
| #4 | 2017 | 270 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | Tinoa | 262 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eggsy | +5.51 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | 2017 | +2.88 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | NiamoR | +2.71 | 74 | 53 |
| #4 | Tinoa | +2.08 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | Nicelec | +1.19 | 75 | 39 |





