








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3371 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3203 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2277 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2055 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $721,521 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 638 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eggsy | 244 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | chpeederman | 222 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | TrancheOs | 92 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | bzezouz69 | 78 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | c'est folichou <3 | 72 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eggsy | +5.19 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | Nicelec | +1.91 | 73 | 40 |
| #3 | chpeederman | -0.37 | 25 | 49 |
| #4 | TrancheOs | -0.73 | 13 | 43 |
| #5 | bzezouz69 | -1.27 | 44 | 28 |





