








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 839 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 336 matches | ||
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




115 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2476 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2039 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3442 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3741 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,758,948 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1311 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rizzard | 49% | 51 |
| #2 | ChabryZePro | 49% | 446 |
| #3 | Cryp3r | 48% | 85 |
| #4 | Mangecouilles | 48% | 157 |
| #5 | Kevin Sauvage | 46% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ChabryZePro | 49% | 446 |
| #3 | Cryp3r | 48% | 85 |
| #4 | Mangecouilles | 48% | 157 |
| #5 | Kevin Sauvage | 46% | 123 |
| #6 | ✪ フリーゼア | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChabryZePro | 18 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Mangecouilles | 17 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | ✪ フリーゼア | 13 | 0.0131 |
| #4 | Kevin Sauvage | 12 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Cryp3r | 8 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChabryZePro | 971 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Mangecouilles | 855 | 0.28 | 20 min |
| #3 | Cryp3r | 198 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✪ フリーゼア | 92 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rizzard | 84 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangecouilles | +2.74 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | Cryp3r | +1.11 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | Touch my tralala | +1.04 | 66 | 42 |
| #4 | ChabryZePro | -0.37 | 68 | 50 |
| #5 | ✪ フリーゼア | -1.76 | 57 | 34 |





