








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 989 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Faceit | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7489 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6249 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4796 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4908 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3888 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,205,938 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 954 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biche | 68% | 34 |
| #2 | ✪ フリーゼア | 57% | 81 |
| #3 | DarlingShow | 54% | 177 |
| #4 | Mangecouilles | 53% | 160 |
| #5 | я๏x|คყs | 52% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mangecouilles | 53% | 160 |
| #5 | я๏x|คყs | 52% | 132 |
| #6 | Garzra41 [FR] | 50% | 206 |
| #7 | peachy 🍑 | 50% | 119 |
| #8 | Touch my tralala | 48% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touch my tralala | 24 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | Garzra41 [FR] | 17 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Mangecouilles | 13 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | DarlingShow | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | я๏x|คყs | 9 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangecouilles | 780 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #2 | Garzra41 [FR] | 546 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | я๏x|คყs | 326 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | DarlingShow | 135 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Touch my tralala | 115 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangecouilles | +2.04 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | Cryp3r | +1.79 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | Garzra41 [FR] | +1.40 | 48 | 59 |
| #4 | Biche | +0.41 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | я๏x|คყs | +0.24 | 61 | 55 |





