








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 416 | 14% |
| Smokes | 745 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1070 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 704 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $187,383 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touch my tralala | 46% | 123 |
| #2 | Rizzard | 45% | 49 |
| #3 | ChabryZePro | 39% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touch my tralala | 46% | 123 |
| #2 | Rizzard | 45% | 49 |
| #3 | ChabryZePro | 39% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touch my tralala | 30 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | ChabryZePro | 12 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChabryZePro | 773 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | Touch my tralala | 190 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Rizzard | 71 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touch my tralala | +2.67 | 62 | 45 |
| #2 | ChabryZePro | +0.46 | 68 | 52 |
| #3 | Rizzard | -0.46 | 29 | 61 |
| #4 | Kevin Sauvage | -2.62 | 52 | 25 |





