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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 28 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 80 | 21% |
| Smokes | 75 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 150 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 68 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $56,049 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Serginn__ | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Baguette | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | skibidi counter terrorist | 20% | 5 |
| #4 | SkibidiTerrorist | 11% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Serginn__ | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Baguette | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | skibidi counter terrorist | 20% | 5 |
| #4 | SkibidiTerrorist | 11% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkibidiTerrorist | 6 | 0.0227 |
| #2 | skibidi counter terrorist | 2 | 0.0225 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkibidiTerrorist | 24 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #2 | Baguette | 13 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | skibidi counter terrorist | 8 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | Serginn__ | 7 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baguette | +2.20 | 49 | 30 |
| #2 | skibidi counter terrorist | +1.89 | 76 | 51 |
| #3 | Serginn__ | -1.62 | 36 | 56 |
| #4 | SkibidiTerrorist | -3.83 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | BAC PRO Croisade | -6.88 | 29 | 41 |





