








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3206 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2312 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1270 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1500 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $221,318 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justelli92 | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Banana Joe | 57% | 77 |
| #3 | F3roX_ | 56% | 80 |
| #4 | xDrK | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | FaVo | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | FaVo | 50% | 16 |
| #6 | πππΎπΈβ | 49% | 39 |
| #7 | DestroYar | 47% | 32 |
| #8 | Energizer | 42% | 48 |
| #9 | -= Sonorix =- | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πππΎπΈβ | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Banana Joe | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | xDrK | 3 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πππΎπΈβ | 139 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | F3roX_ | 132 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Banana Joe | 95 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | DestroYar | 87 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Energizer | 84 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meddonski | +3.18 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | xDrK | +2.46 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | DestroYar | +1.04 | 58 | 76 |
| #4 | F3roX_ | +0.01 | 60 | 67 |
| #5 | -= Sonorix =- | -0.50 | 42 | 73 |





