








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 380 matches | ||
| Faceit | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6368 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6449 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6641 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5108 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,437,304 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meddon | 54% | 295 |
| #2 | Andi | 53% | 201 |
| #3 | xDrK | 51% | 356 |
| #4 | R1Kz-_- | 51% | 130 |
| #5 | FaVo | 50% | 272 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Andi | 53% | 201 |
| #3 | xDrK | 51% | 356 |
| #4 | R1Kz-_- | 51% | 130 |
| #5 | FaVo | 50% | 272 |
| #6 | justelli92 | 44% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meddon | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | xDrK | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Andi | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | R1Kz-_- | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | justelli92 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meddon | 1688 | 0.26 | 40 min |
| #2 | Andi | 387 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | xDrK | 327 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #4 | R1Kz-_- | 262 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | FaVo | 225 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xDrK | +1.59 | 71 | 57 |
| #2 | DestroYar | +1.19 | 59 | 72 |
| #3 | Meddon | +0.60 | 73 | 74 |
| #4 | R1Kz-_- | +0.02 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | Andi | -0.13 | 71 | 66 |





