








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Faceit | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4296 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1933 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2352 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3418 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2562 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,205,701 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Meddonski | 52% | 27 |
| #7 | DestroYar | 51% | 356 |
| #8 | dnz ツ | 50% | 24 |
| #9 | justelli92 | 50% | 58 |
| #10 | FaVo | 47% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DestroYar | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Meddon | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Andi | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | R1Kz-_- | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | justelli92 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meddon | 1312 | 0.25 | 31 min |
| #2 | DestroYar | 985 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #3 | Andi | 346 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | R1Kz-_- | 224 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Meddonski | 177 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xDrK | +1.57 | 71 | 56 |
| #2 | Cusi | +1.12 | 70 | 59 |
| #3 | Meddonski | +1.06 | 82 | 77 |
| #4 | DestroYar | +0.64 | 55 | 73 |
| #5 | Meddon | +0.55 | 73 | 74 |





