








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 320 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Wingman | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5189 | 47% |
| Smokes | 3089 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2115 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 728 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $904,332 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1474 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lia | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | Rmbows | 55% | 130 |
| #3 | Ilan | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | Anarch1e | 52% | 64 |
| #5 | Nchanti33 | 48% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ilan | 14 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | alt F4 | 14 | 0.0130 |
| #3 | Anarch1e | 11 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Rmbows | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Nchanti33 | 8 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rmbows | 796 | 0.31 | 20 min |
| #2 | Lia | 278 | 0.34 | 6 min |
| #3 | Nchanti33 | 220 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ilan | 119 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | alt F4 | 74 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lia | +4.47 | 70 | 62 |
| #2 | Anarch1e | +1.57 | 44 | 39 |
| #3 | Rmbows | +1.30 | 58 | 59 |
| #4 | SkyBolt | +0.73 | 46 | 52 |
| #5 | alt F4 | +0.10 | 61 | 30 |





