








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1281 | 27% |
| Smokes | 520 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1459 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1566 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,735,048 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nchanti33 | 55% | 215 |
| #2 | SkyBolt | 52% | 64 |
| #3 | Ilan | 49% | 255 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nchanti33 | 55% | 215 |
| #2 | SkyBolt | 52% | 64 |
| #3 | Ilan | 49% | 255 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ilan | 70 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | SkyBolt | 25 | 0.0211 |
| #3 | Nchanti33 | 16 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ilan | 361 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | Nchanti33 | 323 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | SkyBolt | 265 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anarch1e | +2.62 | 43 | 38 |
| #2 | SkyBolt | +1.91 | 48 | 53 |
| #3 | Ilan | -0.95 | 51 | 23 |
| #4 | Nchanti33 | -1.32 | 35 | 32 |





