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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 313 | 17% |
| Smokes | 605 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 677 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 269 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $320,443 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lia | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Rmbows | 47% | 139 |
| #3 | Ilan | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | SkyBolt | 45% | 51 |
| #5 | Nchanti33 | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lia | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Rmbows | 47% | 139 |
| #3 | Ilan | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | SkyBolt | 45% | 51 |
| #5 | Nchanti33 | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkyBolt | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Rmbows | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Ilan | 4 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Nchanti33 | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Lia | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rmbows | 642 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| #2 | SkyBolt | 312 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #3 | Lia | 108 | 0.36 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nchanti33 | 75 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ilan | 53 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lia | +4.13 | 64 | 66 |
| #2 | Rmbows | +0.79 | 60 | 59 |
| #3 | SkyBolt | +0.01 | 42 | 56 |
| #4 | alt F4 | -0.33 | 59 | 30 |
| #5 | Ilan | -0.66 | 47 | 25 |





