








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 665 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,572 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1990 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2321 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1297 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 964 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $601,026 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lia | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | Anarch1e | 55% | 215 |
| #3 | Rmbows | 55% | 94 |
| #4 | Ilan | 49% | 220 |
| #5 | SkyBolt | 48% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Anarch1e | 55% | 215 |
| #3 | Rmbows | 55% | 94 |
| #4 | Ilan | 49% | 220 |
| #5 | SkyBolt | 48% | 146 |
| #6 | alt F4 | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anarch1e | 53 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | Ilan | 49 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | SkyBolt | 28 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | alt F4 | 6 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Rmbows | 5 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkyBolt | 669 | 0.24 | 16 min |
| #2 | Rmbows | 589 | 0.31 | 14 min |
| #3 | Ilan | 322 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Lia | 199 | 0.33 | 4 min |
| #5 | Anarch1e | 175 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lia | +4.86 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | Anarch1e | +2.98 | 44 | 36 |
| #3 | Rmbows | +1.74 | 61 | 60 |
| #4 | SkyBolt | +1.31 | 48 | 54 |
| #5 | alt F4 | -0.07 | 59 | 34 |





