








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3733 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1669 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1291 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1863 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $614,309 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lia | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | Ilan | 60% | 55 |
| #3 | SkyBolt | 55% | 130 |
| #4 | Nchanti33 | 55% | 94 |
| #5 | alt F4 | 47% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lia | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | Ilan | 60% | 55 |
| #3 | SkyBolt | 55% | 130 |
| #4 | Nchanti33 | 55% | 94 |
| #5 | alt F4 | 47% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alt F4 | 32 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | SkyBolt | 16 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Ilan | 10 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | Nchanti33 | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Lia | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkyBolt | 676 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #2 | Lia | 339 | 0.35 | 8 min |
| #3 | Nchanti33 | 166 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ilan | 120 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | alt F4 | 101 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lia | +4.34 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | Rmbows | +1.21 | 59 | 58 |
| #3 | SkyBolt | +1.15 | 40 | 57 |
| #4 | alt F4 | -0.28 | 59 | 30 |
| #5 | Ilan | -1.63 | 41 | 27 |





