








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1554 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 919 | 29% |
| Smokes | 796 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 698 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 718 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $469,665 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vaxy faxy | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | β‘ ππΏπͺ β‘ | 59% | 54 |
| #3 | szymus | 57% | 47 |
| #4 | Chris 04 | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | P4nc4ke | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Chris 04 | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | P4nc4ke | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | 6969IPA>#%=D! | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | Ketchup | 43% | 35 |
| #8 | ucro | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β‘ ππΏπͺ β‘ | 21 | 0.0200 |
| #2 | Ketchup | 15 | 0.0213 |
| #3 | vaxy faxy | 12 | 0.0238 |
| #4 | szymus | 10 | 0.0109 |
| #5 | Chris 04 | 7 | 0.0414 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szymus | 174 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | β‘ ππΏπͺ β‘ | 122 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | P4nc4ke | 79 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #4 | vaxy faxy | 53 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ketchup | 40 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szymus | +4.70 | 94 | 65 |
| #2 | vaxy faxy | +3.21 | 79 | 46 |
| #3 | Strazla | +2.45 | 90 | 52 |
| #4 | 6969IPA>#%=D! | +1.72 | 81 | 58 |
| #5 | ucro | +1.16 | 84 | 64 |





