








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1162 | 33% |
| Smokes | 822 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 746 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 745 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $712,576 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 427 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strazla | 59% | 54 |
| #2 | vaxy faxy | 59% | 63 |
| #3 | PROXC | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | szymus | 55% | 118 |
| #5 | Ketchup | 48% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szymus | 440 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Ketchup | 145 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Strazla | 123 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | vaxy faxy | 86 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | PROXC | 54 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szymus | +7.45 | 95 | 61 |
| #2 | Strazla | +4.47 | 88 | 49 |
| #3 | vaxy faxy | +3.23 | 86 | 44 |
| #4 | PROXC | +0.41 | 51 | 65 |
| #5 | β‘ ππΏπͺ β‘ | -0.65 | 81 | 29 |





