








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 652 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5011 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1633 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1592 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1867 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1639 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,567,570 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 765 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strazla | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | β‘ ππΏπͺ β‘ | 59% | 63 |
| #3 | peerukeerutaja | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | rikΕΊΕΊ | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | Ketchup | 57% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | rikΕΊΕΊ | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | Ketchup | 57% | 35 |
| #6 | .β.β.βΆ.β. | 57% | 30 |
| #7 | szymus | 53% | 66 |
| #8 | Nunnnn | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β‘ ππΏπͺ β‘ | 16 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | Ketchup | 13 | 0.0184 |
| #3 | szymus | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | .β.β.βΆ.β. | 5 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | Strazla | 5 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szymus | 309 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | β‘ ππΏπͺ β‘ | 140 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Nunnnn | 130 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | rikΕΊΕΊ | 99 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Strazla | 58 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szymus | +4.55 | 93 | 64 |
| #2 | vaxy faxy | +2.95 | 84 | 45 |
| #3 | Strazla | +2.13 | 89 | 46 |
| #4 | Nunnnn | +1.20 | 79 | 70 |
| #5 | .β.β.βΆ.β. | +1.10 | 73 | 40 |





