








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 621 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 338 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




189 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2908 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1365 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1055 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1352 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $252,126 of utility $17 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3538 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wrocław tweaker | 69% | 96 |
| #2 | Salty Snake | 68% | 66 |
| #3 | Source 2 Test Servers aren't rea | 65% | 55 |
| #4 | hR | 65% | 444 |
| #5 | Thrasher? | 65% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | barrett | 60% | 78 |
| #8 | shift | 59% | 186 |
| #9 | sneeze30 | 57% | 124 |
| #10 | connor | 57% | 138 |
| #11 | .jib | 56% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wrocław tweaker | +4.65 | 80 | 42 |
| #2 | hR | +4.43 | 72 | 51 |
| #3 | Thrasher? | +3.82 | 87 | 47 |
| #4 | Salty Snake | +3.70 | 67 | 38 |
| #5 | shift | +2.37 | 76 | 40 |





