








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 1101 matches | ||
| Premier | 475 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 119 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




296 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
21354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8822 | 22% |
| Smokes | 12653 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 12993 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5939 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,601,685 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Fj | 90% | 156 |
| #2 | Cache Man | 85% | 169 |
| #3 | Jimbob | 82% | 148 |
| #4 | JENS | 78% | 119 |
| #5 | Tuna | 78% | 294 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | .jib | 74% | 281 |
| #11 | wrocław tweaker | 71% | 744 |
| #12 | hR | 65% | 307 |
| #13 | Unc | 59% | 186 |
| #14 | sneeze30 | 58% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wrocław tweaker | 100 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | .jib | 100 | 0.0194 |
| #3 | hR | 61 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | Unc | 58 | 0.0156 |
| #5 | Cache Man | 32 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hR | 970 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #2 | Tuna | 744 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #3 | sneeze30 | 460 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | wrocław tweaker | 409 | 0.03 | 10 min |
| #5 | .jib | 398 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cache Man | +4.62 | 65 | 53 |
| #2 | Tuna | +4.29 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | wrocław tweaker | +3.93 | 73 | 46 |
| #4 | JENS | +3.43 | 60 | 59 |
| #5 | hR | +3.18 | 71 | 53 |





