








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 377 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2344 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1592 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1748 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2237 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,154,458 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuna | 76% | 29 |
| #2 | wrocław tweaker | 73% | 49 |
| #3 | .jib | 71% | 34 |
| #4 | Salty Snake | 70% | 43 |
| #5 | hR | 65% | 260 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | shift | 65% | 85 |
| #7 | Unc | 65% | 141 |
| #8 | sneeze30 | 63% | 54 |
| #9 | connor | 59% | 107 |
| #10 | barrett | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hR | 48 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Unc | 38 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | connor | 38 | 0.0185 |
| #4 | .jib | 16 | 0.0250 |
| #5 | shift | 15 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hR | 1006 | 0.20 | 26 min |
| #2 | shift | 163 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | connor | 150 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | sneeze30 | 149 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Unc | 146 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wrocław tweaker | +4.87 | 77 | 43 |
| #2 | Tuna | +4.78 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | Thrasher? | +2.82 | 83 | 46 |
| #4 | hR | +2.80 | 72 | 58 |
| #5 | Salty Snake | +1.73 | 67 | 44 |





