








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1078 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5824 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6582 | 43% |
| Smokes | 2949 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3385 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2478 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,231,498 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2073 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAKSI152 | 69% | 55 |
| #2 | Xardles | 56% | 34 |
| #3 | purple crayon swallower | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | Petko | 49% | 222 |
| #5 | Filipko | 49% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Petko | 49% | 222 |
| #5 | Filipko | 49% | 210 |
| #6 | TOBO_LetsGO | 48% | 184 |
| #7 | Matko | 48% | 214 |
| #8 | Bims | 47% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Filipko | 30 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Bims | 24 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | TOBO_LetsGO | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Petko | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Matko | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petko | 1098 | 0.25 | 30 min |
| #2 | Bims | 878 | 0.37 | 20 min |
| #3 | Filipko | 666 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #4 | Matko | 614 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #5 | MAKSI152 | 229 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erm | +2.03 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | purple crayon swallower | +1.34 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | Bims | +0.64 | 57 | 65 |
| #4 | MAKSI152 | +0.62 | 64 | 58 |
| #5 | Petko | +0.56 | 58 | 78 |





