








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 517 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2012 | 50% |
| HE Grenades | 691 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 768 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,126 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Filipko | 49% | 197 |
| #2 | erm | 48% | 184 |
| #3 | Matko | 48% | 192 |
| #4 | Petko | 47% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Filipko | 49% | 197 |
| #2 | erm | 48% | 184 |
| #3 | Matko | 48% | 192 |
| #4 | Petko | 47% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Filipko | 25 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Petko | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | erm | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Matko | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petko | 1024 | 0.24 | 28 min |
| #2 | Filipko | 599 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | Matko | 546 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | erm | 452 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erm | +3.54 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | Petko | +0.53 | 57 | 78 |
| #3 | TOBO_LetsGO | -0.33 | 35 | 34 |
| #4 | Filipko | -0.49 | 44 | 57 |
| #5 | Matko | -4.90 | 21 | 60 |





