








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,314 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2481 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2545 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1788 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1500 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $512,530 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erm | 49% | 210 |
| #2 | Petko | 49% | 238 |
| #3 | TOBO_LetsGO | 49% | 197 |
| #4 | Matko | 48% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erm | 49% | 210 |
| #2 | Petko | 49% | 238 |
| #3 | TOBO_LetsGO | 49% | 197 |
| #4 | Matko | 48% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TOBO_LetsGO | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Petko | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | erm | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Matko | 5 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petko | 1145 | 0.24 | 31 min |
| #2 | Matko | 652 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | erm | 545 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #4 | TOBO_LetsGO | 138 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erm | +3.62 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | Petko | +0.71 | 58 | 76 |
| #3 | TOBO_LetsGO | -0.29 | 35 | 35 |
| #4 | Filipko | -0.35 | 44 | 56 |
| #5 | Matko | -4.74 | 21 | 59 |





