








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 205 matches | ||
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 170 matches | ||
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,264 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 830 | 4% |
| Smokes | 8666 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 5505 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6263 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,821,289 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2477 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phiZ㈥ | 67% | 135 |
| #2 | Mamushi | 62% | 89 |
| #3 | FinessedCheeks | 58% | 451 |
| #4 | Nhympex | 57% | 86 |
| #5 | Milk Crayon | 56% | 254 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Nhympex | 57% | 86 |
| #5 | Milk Crayon | 56% | 254 |
| #6 | Adept ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 55% | 146 |
| #7 | Warfully | 54% | 242 |
| #8 | cyraci | 52% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warfully | 40 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Nhympex | 19 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | FinessedCheeks | 18 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | phiZ㈥ | 15 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Milk Crayon | 9 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FinessedCheeks | 1107 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #2 | Milk Crayon | 1077 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #3 | Adept ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 501 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | Warfully | 193 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | cyraci | 192 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FinessedCheeks | +4.54 | 68 | 62 |
| #2 | Adept ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | +3.95 | 86 | 69 |
| #3 | phiZ㈥ | +3.46 | 81 | 41 |
| #4 | i ♡ turtles | +0.52 | 64 | 27 |
| #5 | Nhympex | +0.23 | 53 | 48 |





