








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 270 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 219 matches | ||
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




156 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6761 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,682 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1632 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2794 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1679 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2577 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,887,022 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2417 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phiZ㈥ | 66% | 65 |
| #2 | i ♡ turtles | 54% | 242 |
| #3 | FinessedCheeks | 53% | 494 |
| #4 | Nhympex | 52% | 58 |
| #5 | cyraci | 50% | 375 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | i ♡ turtles | 54% | 242 |
| #3 | FinessedCheeks | 53% | 494 |
| #4 | Nhympex | 52% | 58 |
| #5 | cyraci | 50% | 375 |
| #6 | Milk Crayon | 46% | 219 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FinessedCheeks | 20 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | cyraci | 20 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Nhympex | 14 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | i ♡ turtles | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Milk Crayon | 9 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FinessedCheeks | 1279 | 0.13 | 31 min |
| #2 | Milk Crayon | 950 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #3 | cyraci | 510 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #4 | Nhympex | 90 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | i ♡ turtles | 73 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FinessedCheeks | +4.69 | 67 | 62 |
| #2 | phiZ㈥ | +3.40 | 78 | 37 |
| #3 | Nhympex | +0.23 | 53 | 50 |
| #4 | Warfully | -0.03 | 37 | 22 |
| #5 | i ♡ turtles | -0.33 | 60 | 30 |





