








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 939 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3070 | 47% |
| HE Grenades | 1725 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 756 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,386,119 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1040 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mamushi | 71% | 31 |
| #2 | FinessedCheeks | 67% | 143 |
| #3 | i ♡ turtles | 67% | 135 |
| #4 | Warfully | 66% | 65 |
| #5 | Milk Crayon | 64% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FinessedCheeks | 370 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Milk Crayon | 360 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #3 | tyeline | 118 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Bubbles | 102 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kennedy | 99 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phiZ㈥ | +4.44 | 82 | 38 |
| #2 | FinessedCheeks | +3.73 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | Kennedy | +1.96 | 93 | 40 |
| #4 | Warfully | -0.59 | 36 | 22 |
| #5 | i ♡ turtles | -0.60 | 58 | 26 |





