








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 332 matches | ||
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5361 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10747 | 30% |
| Smokes | 10560 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 9180 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5691 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,463,575 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phiZ㈥ | 64% | 78 |
| #2 | i ♡ turtles | 56% | 254 |
| #3 | FinessedCheeks | 55% | 454 |
| #4 | Nhympex | 51% | 77 |
| #5 | Mamushi | 51% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | FinessedCheeks | 55% | 454 |
| #4 | Nhympex | 51% | 77 |
| #5 | Mamushi | 51% | 93 |
| #6 | cyraci | 47% | 94 |
| #7 | Warfully | 46% | 219 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warfully | 31 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Nhympex | 20 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | i ♡ turtles | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | FinessedCheeks | 12 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Mamushi | 7 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FinessedCheeks | 1166 | 0.13 | 29 min |
| #2 | Warfully | 194 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | cyraci | 190 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Nhympex | 125 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | phiZ㈥ | 80 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FinessedCheeks | +4.69 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | phiZ㈥ | +3.58 | 79 | 39 |
| #3 | Nhympex | +0.49 | 47 | 49 |
| #4 | i ♡ turtles | +0.04 | 58 | 26 |
| #5 | Warfully | -0.43 | 35 | 25 |





