








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 692 | 32% |
| Smokes | 340 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 651 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 457 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $293,069 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Der Fliegende Holländer | 44% | 9 |
| #2 | tobbz_fpv | 41% | 41 |
| #3 | gzey | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | rxsk | 34% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Der Fliegende Holländer | 44% | 9 |
| #2 | tobbz_fpv | 41% | 41 |
| #3 | gzey | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | rxsk | 34% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rxsk | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbz_fpv | 154 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | gzey | 44 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | rxsk | 41 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Der Fliegende Holländer | 12 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbz_fpv | +2.10 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | Der Fliegende Holländer | +1.87 | 50 | 60 |
| #3 | gzey | +1.35 | 57 | 65 |
| #4 | rxsk | -0.37 | 68 | 32 |
| #5 | Jan S> Alyx Genuine Pins | -1.15 | 67 | 46 |





