








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 792 matches | ||
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 138 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2780 | 11% |
| Smokes | 7966 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 11592 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 4100 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,228,945 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1604 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbz_fpv | 60% | 87 |
| #2 | gzey | 59% | 301 |
| #3 | Sandbank | 55% | 97 |
| #4 | whisper | 54% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbz_fpv | 60% | 87 |
| #2 | gzey | 59% | 301 |
| #3 | Sandbank | 55% | 97 |
| #4 | whisper | 54% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sandbank | 19 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | gzey | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | whisper | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | tobbz_fpv | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gzey | 422 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #2 | tobbz_fpv | 269 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Sandbank | 93 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | whisper | 80 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gzey | +2.35 | 64 | 59 |
| #2 | tobbz_fpv | +2.09 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | rxsk | +1.45 | 61 | 37 |
| #4 | Sandbank | -1.40 | 37 | 45 |
| #5 | whisper | -1.72 | 61 | 40 |





