








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4044 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2700 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2789 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 347 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $281,810 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 925 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VillCo | 54% | 70 |
| #2 | Nonesi | 49% | 289 |
| #3 | Deatrer | 48% | 83 |
| #4 | dequan | 48% | 94 |
| #5 | PrugoV | 48% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VillCo | 54% | 70 |
| #2 | Nonesi | 49% | 289 |
| #3 | Deatrer | 48% | 83 |
| #4 | dequan | 48% | 94 |
| #5 | PrugoV | 48% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrugoV | 38 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Nonesi | 32 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | dequan | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Deatrer | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | VillCo | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrugoV | 1423 | 0.33 | 41 min |
| #2 | Nonesi | 1362 | 0.24 | 36 min |
| #3 | VillCo | 328 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #4 | Deatrer | 297 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #5 | dequan | 206 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonesi | +2.95 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | PrugoV | +2.52 | 72 | 84 |
| #3 | Deatrer | +0.55 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | dequan | +0.09 | 73 | 57 |
| #5 | VillCo | -0.42 | 46 | 72 |





