








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4208 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3584 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3004 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2201 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,286,629 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adoxxx | 62% | 65 |
| #2 | マーク | 54% | 100 |
| #3 | Nonesi | 52% | 321 |
| #4 | PrugoV | 48% | 143 |
| #5 | ALBIN BABA | 48% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Nonesi | 52% | 321 |
| #4 | PrugoV | 48% | 143 |
| #5 | ALBIN BABA | 48% | 94 |
| #6 | VillCo | 43% | 63 |
| #7 | Deatrer | 43% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonesi | 25 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | PrugoV | 17 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | ALBIN BABA | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Deatrer | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Adoxxx | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonesi | 1503 | 0.24 | 38 min |
| #2 | PrugoV | 900 | 0.32 | 27 min |
| #3 | ALBIN BABA | 364 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | VillCo | 299 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #5 | Deatrer | 236 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonesi | +2.12 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | PrugoV | +1.92 | 71 | 83 |
| #3 | マーク | +0.94 | 89 | 58 |
| #4 | dequan | +0.23 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | Deatrer | -0.41 | 68 | 60 |





