








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1790 | 46% |
| Smokes | 841 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1090 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 166 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $536,906 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 374 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonesi | 49% | 154 |
| #2 | ALBIN BABA | 48% | 83 |
| #3 | dequan | 43% | 63 |
| #4 | RISTE | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | PrugoV | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonesi | 49% | 154 |
| #2 | ALBIN BABA | 48% | 83 |
| #3 | dequan | 43% | 63 |
| #4 | RISTE | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | PrugoV | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonesi | 15 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | ALBIN BABA | 13 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | dequan | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | PrugoV | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | RISTE | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonesi | 720 | 0.25 | 19 min |
| #2 | ALBIN BABA | 261 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | PrugoV | 212 | 0.42 | 6 min |
| #4 | dequan | 163 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | RISTE | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrugoV | +2.73 | 73 | 87 |
| #2 | Nonesi | +2.13 | 84 | 67 |
| #3 | dequan | +0.35 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | Deatrer | +0.20 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | ALBIN BABA | -4.42 | 34 | 54 |





