








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2954 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2124 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1761 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1318 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $345,802 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALBIN BABA | 54% | 70 |
| #2 | PrugoV | 51% | 179 |
| #3 | Nonesi | 47% | 110 |
| #4 | dequan | 43% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALBIN BABA | 54% | 70 |
| #2 | PrugoV | 51% | 179 |
| #3 | Nonesi | 47% | 110 |
| #4 | dequan | 43% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrugoV | 18 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Nonesi | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | ALBIN BABA | 10 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | dequan | 4 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrugoV | 1052 | 0.31 | 30 min |
| #2 | Nonesi | 526 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #3 | ALBIN BABA | 296 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | dequan | 122 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrugoV | +1.73 | 75 | 81 |
| #2 | Nonesi | +1.66 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | dequan | -0.31 | 75 | 61 |
| #4 | VillCo | -0.45 | 49 | 71 |
| #5 | ALBIN BABA | -4.26 | 25 | 59 |





