








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 299 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,670 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15021 | 42% |
| Smokes | 9900 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6838 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3911 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,508,243 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adoxxx | 65% | 78 |
| #2 | マーク | 59% | 74 |
| #3 | dequan | 52% | 321 |
| #4 | Deatrer | 49% | 154 |
| #5 | ALBIN BABA | 49% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | dequan | 52% | 321 |
| #4 | Deatrer | 49% | 154 |
| #5 | ALBIN BABA | 49% | 289 |
| #6 | PrugoV | 47% | 317 |
| #7 | VillCo | 47% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrugoV | 45 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | ALBIN BABA | 38 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | dequan | 28 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Deatrer | 19 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | VillCo | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrugoV | 1992 | 0.33 | 59 min |
| #2 | ALBIN BABA | 993 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #3 | dequan | 652 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #4 | Deatrer | 548 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #5 | VillCo | 479 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonesi | +2.34 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | PrugoV | +2.21 | 72 | 83 |
| #3 | マーク | +1.28 | 89 | 59 |
| #4 | Deatrer | -0.02 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | dequan | -0.03 | 73 | 59 |





