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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 358 | 28% |
| Smokes | 312 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 297 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 309 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $157,741 of utility $23 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tonk | 78% | 32 |
| #2 | Kaizer | 73% | 41 |
| #3 | Deutscher Rechter-FlΓΌgel | 73% | 26 |
| #4 | mL | 65% | 55 |
| #5 | GommeHD | 65% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π°πππππππ | 73 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | GommeHD | 18 | 0.0196 |
| #3 | mL | 11 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | Deutscher Rechter-FlΓΌgel | 7 | 0.0143 |
| #5 | BaumiBaumann 2.0 | 5 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaizer | +5.31 | 85 | 53 |
| #2 | Tonk | +5.25 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | Deutscher Rechter-FlΓΌgel | +4.80 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | π°πππππππ | +4.63 | 67 | 50 |
| #5 | mL | +4.42 | 83 | 61 |





