








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 662 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1905 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1975 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1730 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1005 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 236 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $526,846 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | 48% | 124 |
| #2 | RøvogPat flyvespark Lars | 43% | 81 |
| #3 | Mujaffa | 43% | 207 |
| #4 | Frenzy | 40% | 97 |
| #5 | SpraY - Nypsen | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | RøvogPat flyvespark Lars | 43% | 81 |
| #3 | Mujaffa | 43% | 207 |
| #4 | Frenzy | 40% | 97 |
| #5 | SpraY - Nypsen | 40% | 40 |
| #6 | 𝓞𝓝𝓘 | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mujaffa | 61 | 0.0159 |
| #2 | Thomas | 29 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | Frenzy | 11 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | RøvogPat flyvespark Lars | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | SpraY - Nypsen | 7 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mujaffa | 238 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | Thomas | 139 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | RøvogPat flyvespark Lars | 126 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Frenzy | 108 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | SpraY - Nypsen | 67 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | +4.85 | 80 | 22 |
| #2 | The Death | +2.06 | 60 | 39 |
| #3 | SpraY - Nypsen | +0.95 | 48 | 44 |
| #4 | 𝓞𝓝𝓘 | +0.00 | 56 | 35 |
| #5 | RøvogPat flyvespark Lars | -1.42 | 52 | 44 |





