








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1134 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 323 | 15% |
| Smokes | 271 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 994 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 594 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $195,867 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpraY - Nypsen | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | Thomas | 52% | 77 |
| #3 | RΓΈvogPat flyvespark Lars | 49% | 55 |
| #4 | Mujaffa | 48% | 88 |
| #5 | Frenzy | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Thomas | 52% | 77 |
| #3 | RΓΈvogPat flyvespark Lars | 49% | 55 |
| #4 | Mujaffa | 48% | 88 |
| #5 | Frenzy | 44% | 59 |
| #6 | The Death | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mujaffa | 41 | 0.0249 |
| #2 | Thomas | 19 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | RΓΈvogPat flyvespark Lars | 17 | 0.0158 |
| #4 | Frenzy | 14 | 0.0123 |
| #5 | SpraY - Nypsen | 7 | 0.0215 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frenzy | 103 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Mujaffa | 96 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | RΓΈvogPat flyvespark Lars | 88 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Thomas | 83 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | The Death | 68 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | +6.15 | 80 | 25 |
| #2 | The Death | +2.66 | 63 | 42 |
| #3 | πππ | +0.93 | 53 | 34 |
| #4 | RΓΈvogPat flyvespark Lars | +0.21 | 49 | 50 |
| #5 | SpraY - Nypsen | +0.17 | 38 | 51 |





